Jesse

Jesse is that type of person that might seem happy but deep down he's like a candle in the wind but he goes through life like everything is O.K because he's a Nisha, Savannah, Zack and a Chloe at he his side and with them there is not that they can't do then throw an Alonique and there you have a high school drama story

Man Jesse has been through a lot luckily he has has Zack Savannah Nisha and Chloe.

by Friendlyneighborhoodwhitegu May 27, 2019

National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.

Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.

by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022

jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.

Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.

by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016

jess

she is the world even tho she is taller than you BY A INCH but that's ok because she is nice and pretty and outgoing and a good and she is the best girlfriend she is the bomb

-jess is the best

by 85403w5964w5t4w November 14, 2021

Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022

Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever

Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy

by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020

Jesse

Typically found in sheds working on toys or driving dune buggies on their private islands. Also known for being yee yee and sending girls pre-work selfies. Or just selfies in general.

What a stud, he’s such a Jesse.

by Biscuitoneshotwonder May 29, 2021