Force majeure

A French word which describes the bowel movements of lazy executive and corporate leaders.
As I walked into the bathroom I heard moans and groans to deep for words. It was the sound of the constipated president crapping away.

I asked, "Are you okay back there?". "Just a Force majeure", shouted the president. "We will be back to normal in a few days once the snow storm is past." Confused and bewildered, I reminded the president that it was the middle of summer. He didn't hear me though, he was too busy cramping away.
by X2bassplayer January 08, 2025
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Force Majeure

When a guy cums before a girl, therefore ruining the sexytime
Terry, really, you force majeured again last night? Your girl is gonna leave you
by Namistrone May 10, 2021
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Forced Pairing

When a character in an online roleplay session is forced to be in a relationship as part of god-modding on the other character's half and not willingly, the character in general may claim that it is willing but it comes across as more like Stockholm Syndrome.
'Dylan and Brandon are not a couple in the RP, it's a Forced Pairing because Dylan is mind controlling him'.
by MM132 March 04, 2019
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gravomagnetic force

a force that can attract and repel but can repel school and anything having to do with it
Check the gravomagnetic force on that.
by Centerback! February 05, 2020
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Beaner Force

It an endless void of power that the closer you are to a pure breed of a beaner the stronger is that force with you is only works for beaner descendants. If your a filthy half breed of a beaner the power decreases by 50 people and etc for every filthy breed that isn't pure. The beaner force takes over any other type of forces, for example, the speed force is useless against the beaner force it's a lot weaker compared to the beaner force. There other types of forces like the white force which makes you eat more and be more racist the Nigger force which makes you more black and sneaky and the Asian Force which sacrifices your sight for higher intelligence. The beaner force is great compared to others expect after awhile your age and start to weaken and eat more it seems but the upside to this you age slowly and by your in your 100 your still able to ride a bike and have a high physical power
Man you see that Beaner and that nig

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the beaner going to win because the force is strong with him "the Beaner Force make him have endless amounts of power"
by THE LAST DESCENDANT December 05, 2018
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Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 29, 2022
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Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 18, 2024
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