Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 16, 2023

Fuck their dads

To assert dominance and show force.

The Puckers really fucked their dads in that game last night.

Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.

by Dandrew November 29, 2021

dad meme

It's a meme that you have with your dad, or family in general

When I was a kid, I always put my head in the stair case, and my dad took picture of it, so that is now a dad meme

by Lauko October 16, 2023

dad mag

A woman who attracts men (younger or older) with children.

This is the 3rd guy that you’ve met who has children, girl, you’re a dad mag

by Dad Mag October 11, 2019

Deadbeat Dad

Octavio Maldonado aka "sperm donor"

Deadbeat dads are a waste of space.

by Princesspandaxbear June 19, 2017

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023