Liam Milburn

A man with a sexual attraction to dogs, specifically Afghan Hounds

“Man did you see that girl? So hot”
“Mate she looked like an actual dog”
“That’s why they call me Liam Milburn!”

by YouKnowIDidIt November 23, 2021

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Liam Massey

wants to be in one direction but is too short... when he orgasms he convulses. we love liam. liam is great. liam is a god. he is kinda scary

woah did you see Liam Massey... no? me neither

by The Definer's Brother March 8, 2022

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Liam

A wool who leaves the Lemo at home because he is a bad shithouse and won’t get on the train with it.

John has just got in from central station an he’s left that 8th what a fucking Liam

by Scouser12 November 24, 2021

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liam but if he was badder

a short idiot man who has fluffy hair and has three friends. he has three friends and walks like a kangaroo.

"dude quit being such a liam but if he was badder."

"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"

by super mysterious shadow lurker April 27, 2025

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Liam

Friendless, lonely , no real father figure, annoying, gets no bitches , ugly , depressed, try hard , sweat , thinks he’s better than everyone, no one likes him, fake friends, Liam pissed everyone off.

(Everyone)- ugh Liam should just go off himself.

by Soccergirlohyeah August 26, 2022

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