boy brain

not thinking beyond your dick or your stomach about the impact of your actions on other people

my boyfriend doesn't realize it's our anniversary today. he is suffering from boy brain.

by truthbombdropper March 18, 2014

vampire brain

1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night

Examples:

Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.

"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."

The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.

by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011

Boy brain

When a guy says some outworldly primal shit that can only be construed as an act of machismo.

This guy was telling me of how it's his dream to die in WW3. What kind of boy brain shit is that?

by Mattricide June 12, 2019

dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.

“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018

Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more

I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain

by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018

foreskin brain

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.

The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.

by Restored2019 May 26, 2020

Banana brains

Banana brain, crazy, brain mush, brain fog

That is so banana brains. I have banana brains.

by Blacktears80 June 7, 2019