creamy moose

to blow a load in a girls hair and then proceed to make antlers with her hair then drying and hardening

i sprayed my load on her head and gave her a creamy moose to make a nice rack to go with her nice rack

by what the faulk February 25, 2009

Hogan MOOSECOCK

a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"

look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock

by cockmongrelsxm July 7, 2011

return to mooseport

sometimes referred to as the bullwinkle; returning to the site of the moose previously anally raped the subject begins to anally rape the moose again only to have his dick bit by a opossum which was living inside the dead moose corpses anal cavity

how about a return to mooseport

by bean dip August 20, 2006

drop a moose

verb. 1) a person of Canadian decent taking a large crap

The canadian went to drop a moose off at the wildlife reserve.

by Woobilly Beall October 27, 2010

Mooselini

A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.

Governor Mooselini today fired yet another agency chief for daring to question her policies.

by steverino247 October 28, 2008

moosh

THIS STUPID WORD THAT EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO PUBLISH. I DONT CARE ABOUT MUSKA
THE CAT OR STUPID YOUTUBE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE WHO PUBLISHES MOOSH IS A GOON! STOP TRYING TO PUBLISH THE SAME

DEFINITION THOUSANDS OF TIMES!!!!!!!!

by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

Moose knuckles

A much larger version of the camel toe. Typically seen when a fat woman or a slightly heavier woman wears tight jeans and the saggy area around her vagina forms what looks to be camel-balls.

Damn! Girl could have looked in the mirror before she walked out the door looking like that! If I had known better, she was packing a set of balls, cause that moose knuckles she was sportin' was huge!

by peoplewatcher58 July 17, 2009