Dog Shit Minefield

An area of land densely populated by dog turds. The clean land to dog shit ratio is so poor that every step has the potential to be olfactorily fatal.

I went for a walk in the park today, but it was a dog shit minefield so now I have to burn my shoes.

by Not So Bright Spark January 17, 2015

Play some minecraft

Rough anal sex, typically with two men.

Jerry: Wanna play some minecraft?
Isaac: Sure!
Jerry: Alright hop on my couch so we can get started!

by Minecraft Player March 3, 2021

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

so we back in the mines

The second line of the Popular minecraft song Revenge by Captain Sparkles

Creeper, Aww Man

SO WE BACK IN THE MINES

by doubbleprower2 October 16, 2020

No cussing on my christian minecraft server

When you are innocent and do not want to be surrounded by people saying no no words.

Hey no cussing on my christian minecraft server

by King panter March 30, 2022

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.

Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

by Eddie Toast September 16, 2019

Minecraft YouTuber

slang for pedophile

"bro did you hear that Eric is a Minecraft YouTuber?"

by @RamenEater2000 July 10, 2016