Water-melone

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.

Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!

by alexalexmax April 3, 2017

A Melonmag

A word used to describe a odd creature that tends to lurk in the dark depths of London sewers or a small child's bedroom.

It can also be used as an insult to describe something you particularly dislike.

You are being such a Melonmag right now.

by The Great Discord Mod November 5, 2022

Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012

Doing the Meloni

A famous and well-known term usually used for a person pretending to be ill all of the time.

Teacher: Who is missing today?
Student: Timo is missing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Dunno, he's probably doing the Meloni again.

by Nibbaloni May 27, 2018

Eat some melons

In the 2002 film, Ana Faris offers to spend time with Angela Bettis after Bettis compliments Faris's neck. This was a hint to Bettis's character that simultaneous lesbian oral sex was an option for their time together. It's a simple reference to standard sexual position sixty nine.

Hey Clarissa, would you like to come back to my apartment after this female-only wine tasting and eat some melons?

by Jakeyjakers April 29, 2020

melanhappy

ⓐ a condition of feeling that suddenly turn the mood of melancholy into the mood of happy.

A: I'm melanhappy.
B: Why?
A: My boyfriend didn't call me for one day, but he called

and proposed me a moment ago.

by crazybokk September 18, 2009

melancholera

Depression

I have melancholera.

by CatintheHashComesback June 23, 2014