Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.
by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022
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Matthew Brennan

Someone that thinks they are always right and never admits they are/were wrong.
Person 1: I think that film was bad
Matthew Brennan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AMAZING *pulls out knife* AGREE WITH ME! SAY IT WAS AMAZING
Person 1: Just in my opinion it was quite boring
Matthew Brennan : YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FILMS ARE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FILMS AND YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN FILMS EVER! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE LIKE ME? ALWAYS RIGHT!
by Matthew Brennan May 24, 2018
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Matthew Cederbloom

A person you meet unexpectedly in your life that acts gay but claims to not be, even though his girlfriend claims to be a cover-up.
by TrojanCommunity August 16, 2022
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Matthew

This man is let's say, strange. first off all Matthew's are furries. They say UwU 24/7! They like to say the word Potato and put's raddish jam on his french toast! He thinks the earth is flat and uses the urinal as his litter box! Can you belive that? It's disgusting!
Woah Matthew is that a raddish? Matthew: Sure is ;) UwU
by Barrythebee April 28, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is such a queer
by Pewdsub April 19, 2019
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Matthew

The most disgusting guy ever, For starters he hates showers and bugs. He would rather sleep without taking a shower. Even his dick smells like death because he forgets to shake while peeing. If you see a Matthew, RUN!
What’s that smell?!! It’s Matthew
by Neptunewithpowers111 November 24, 2018
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matthew ritchie

thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases
EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS
by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 21, 2010
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