Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision

Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin

A small but usually black man that has small genitalia but can be smart on anime and drinks bleach sometimes

Damn bro this Martin has been on my ass all day

by Martin wit no zero two November 21, 2021

Getting away from martin

When you are satisfied with a sexual encounter, but your partner wishes to continue, possibly leading to chaffing.

How was your date with Susan last night? Yeah, it went great, we went back to her place, but the sex was like getting away from Martin.

by MonkeyTennis February 28, 2019

Martin

A Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him

Martin is a simp

by Shiii idk November 21, 2021

Penis Martin

When you pocket jerk for too long and you accidentally bust a nut

Dude I was jerking in class, and I got caught cause I penis martined it

by Ethanenter December 17, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Martin

a man who is always dtf, but only with a minimum of three guys, and he will always take all of the load after. If you do not let a martin have all of the load, you should fear for your life because he will find you and spit a mouth full of fresh into your butthole

jeez that martin just took all of my load

by EnRiktigtKallEn April 12, 2018