Magic Box of Fuck

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos

The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.

by Bloodhands September 13, 2018

Magic Mouse

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad

Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!

by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020

Magic Penis

Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm

Rarer than a unicorn

Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes

"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"

Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis

I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis

by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021

Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn

Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."

by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005

Green Mage

A Final Fantasy Class; a magician that render enimies weak to certain skills and allies stronger to them, but also have some skill with fighting. according to final fantasy, the main weapon they use is maces with no real explanation why. according to some, they are a weak and/or useless class, because power-ups and power-downs have little effect in battle.

Dude 1: Man i got wasted on ff online last night....

Dude 2: how did that happen?

Dude 1: green mage..... he like got rid of my power-ups and mashed me to shreds...

Dude 2: POWER-UPS ARE USELESS ANYWAY!!!!!

by Lord Rhyno August 2, 2008

Dirty Magerty

A Human That Extremely Dirty

That Kid Is Definitely A Dirty Magerty He Only Got like Three Shirts .

by №1 Ŧώαη⇒¹ºº%§∀V∀Ĝε✔ January 5, 2009

wood mage

Forest dwelling creature, the official height off cool

Legolos is a wood mage

by SirGalahadTheDivine January 9, 2010