Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

Log Cabin Republican Syrup

White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.

Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes

by Alligator Fuckhouse May 21, 2007

Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

by C Bailey March 19, 2004

Rocky Mountain Worm Log

When having intercourse anally with another individual that is riddled with pinworms and as a result the giving party pulls out with some excrement and pin worm on their penis.

I finally nailed Samantha after she got off from work and noticed I had a Rocky Mountain Worm Log after I started giving it to her in the ass.

by Specter Jake January 25, 2018

Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

by cod_machiine May 2, 2019

rocky mountain log slide

When you crap a steaming hot log between a girl's rocky mountains (boobies)

Yo man I did a rocky mountain log slide on my girl last night.

by strdr505 February 28, 2014

north carolina lincoln log

you drop trow, take a dump on your girls tits, and titfuck her with the shit

man, last night, i north carolina lincoln logged this chick i met at the club

by johnny someone January 9, 2009