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Snacky's Law 

Whenever two (or more) groups of people are arguing, anywhere on the web (usenet, mailing lists, message boards, blogs, etc.), inevitably, someone on one side of the argument (regardless of age or gender) will compare the group on the other side to "those bitchy girls who made everyone's life hell in high school."

Additionally: When this happens, if the person who made this comparison is validated with tales of "just how mean the bitchy girls were to ME in high school," the argument is over, and the side making the comparison has lost.
Q: Oh yeah? You're just like the stuck-up bitches who wore Gap jeans and looked at me funny!
A: Snacky's Law strikes again.
Snacky's Law by a concerned anon January 9, 2004
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Sister-In-Law 

IT is an over weight, miserable woman,
related to Your husband.

IT is Someone who looks an awful lot like Your Monster In-Law.

IT is Someone who expects respect for no good reasons whatsoever.

IT is Someone who thinks She can say and do whateverthehell She wants, and get away with it.

IT is Someone who thinks she can have whatever She wants, especially rich married men (with children) who own businesses.

IT is Someone who wants You to have an abortion to make Herself feel better, because, the year before, She had one, and can't stand the thought of seeing a beautiful little newborn.

IT is Someone who has a really, really, realllllly bad snobby accent.

It was a Sunday night, in like 1998, There was a day off School the next day. So, on purpose We placed Our Children at a friend's house to go out to dinner with Hubbys family, knowing Sister-in-Law, AKA Home Wrecker, AKA Gold digger,AKA divorced3xLoser will be looking for FREE CHILD CARE for Monday and would have her kids with her at the Restaurant,with hopes to get a sleep over going at OUR HOUSE...Then, here weeeee go!! Hubby and I walk in (Childless,hahaha) to The Restaurant & Lisa starts screaming in a fit of rage...again...at her parents and everybody at the table "WHO'S GOING TO WATCH MY KIDS TOMORROW?!(((with a snobby acccent)))She sulked all night, was a B*tch to everyone, and She said, "PEOPLE NEED TO GROW UP". She wouldn't even look at Us the whole night.... It was WONDERFUL.

Summer 2001: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage again... I NEED A CAR! Let me use Your wife's car! THIS IS MY WEEKEND!(((with a snobby accent)))

Way back when... It was 1995,I believe, after My Hubby's Brain Surgery: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage...again! " YOU DON"T LOOOOVVVVVE MYYYYY BROTHERRRRRR! YOU DON"T DO ANYTHING FOR HIM. I LOVE MY BROTHER...(((With a snobby accent)))
Sister-In-Law by Wanda Marie July 18, 2006
Law enforcement agents, most often the police.
Call the law, they shooting!
the law by southerngirl February 26, 2004

Sod's law 

Also known as The Law of Sod, this term refers to the global phenomenon of how something will go wrong just exactly when one most wants it to go right.
One example of Sod's Law: After weeks of flat seas, the surf turns perfect the day you drop (and break) your surfboard while moving it out of storage.
Sod's law by Unanimous June 17, 2006

Newton's 4th Law

"For every reaction, there is a female overreaction"

Newton's 4th Law is the least known of all, but perhaps his most accurate one.
- Hey Joey heard you got in a fight with your girl.
- What can I say, man, Newton's 4th Law made its effect.

Murphy's Locker room Law 

When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
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