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I know you are, but what am I?

It's quite simply the most retarded comeback someone makes when they've completely lost the argument. This statement signifies that the argument has gone to a completely immature level. Below is a hardcore argument starting with the immature statement :)
Person 1: I know you are, but what am I?

Person 2: Good question. What are you?

Person 1: Wow, you're so dumb, you don't even know what I am?

Person 2: You're so dumb, you can't even answer my question.

Person 1: I don't answer stupid questions. Sorry.

Person 2: Then you shouldn't have made your first one.
by Searingwolfe July 13, 2011
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You-Know-Who

A person, usually an acquaintance, who you find completely detestable. The mere mention of their name is enough to fill you with a feeling of dread, while an encounter with this person inevitably leaves a cloud of misery hanging over an otherwise pleasant day. This term is derived from a common reference to Lord Voldemort from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.
"I bumped into You-Know-Who the other day...that basically ruined my week."
by Bumpalicious February 6, 2010
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ring knocker

Graduate of one of the United States' military service academies, which operate as collegiate institutions.

Use of term is said to be especially prominent among graduates of the U.S. Naval Academy (Annapolis, Maryland).
Among U.S. military officers, they're known as "ring knockers" because they proudly wear the big, gold class rings they earned when they graduated from one of America's military academies. (TIME magazine, April 2001)
by al-in-chgo June 15, 2013
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how the hell should I know?

An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.
Guy #1: Where did I put my pen?
Guy #2: How the hell should I know?
by anonymous October 18, 2004
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Knock em dead

Johnny is nervous about his Recital.

"Knock em dead boy, you'll do great" his mom yelled from the car.
by Kotus May 21, 2011
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knowledge junkie

An individual who is a knowledge addict. An artist who simply loves "learning", ultimately expanding one's brain capacity. In other words, it can also be referred to as "the art of knowing."
Example 1

Gambit: "Wow, that is just pure knowledge bro,...You're like a fuckin' sage. Damn knowledge junkies these dayz.."
by Larski September 29, 2011
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Knucklesmudge

Knuck-le nuhk-uh’l smudge smuhj noun, verb, -ling

A smudge of poo, crap, or shit created under the extreme conditions of wiping one’s ass while sitting on the crapper, and knowing or unknowingly smashing the cling-on against the seat and the back of the hand.

The result of missing ones ass with toilet paper, during the act of wiping.
The child was not properly trained to use the toilet, hence craped all over the toilet seat. The little Knucklesmudgling will follow in its parent’s footsteps.

The patron entered the public restroom and observed a brownish/black streak left on the toilet seat by the previous occupant, aka "Knucklesmudge".

The bulk of the human species that lives on planet earth that has no common sense otherwise known as a "Knucklesmudge".
by King Knuckle February 24, 2012
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