kevin

Kevin has the biggest forehead on earth its not even funny how big it is

Yo look at kevin jesus he is my bff for now on

by xonohomo June 18, 2018

Kevin

A lonely boy, that doesn't have many friends. He can sometimes be annoying but he is really funny and and a lot of people laugh at his jokes. Sometimes he can get mad where he punches you or ignores you. Not a lot of people care about him. People call him gay. But in reality he isn't. He's really funny and can make you laugh all the time when be says moist fries.

Kevin likes moist fries.
Kevin is lonely.
Kevin does not have many friends.

by Xoxomissmia June 30, 2018

Kevin

Mostly used in german to describe a person as stupid retard.
Persons called Kevin have a hard time.
Also sometimes persons whose name isnt Kevin get called undercover Kevin because their fucking stupid.

Person 1: Look that stupid idiot just said "do u know da wai".
Person 2: Whats his name?
Person 1: Kevin.
Person 2: What a fucking coincidence.

by Stoney7333 July 8, 2018

Kevin

A man with a monster cock that even Chuck Norris fears.

Everyone wants to be a Kevin!

by #bigdaddymonster July 27, 2018

Kevin

A great friend, caring and puts people before him, he can be shy at first but he is very sweet and nice.

Wow, kevin can be really amazing.

by Kevo123 May 28, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the Best person alive even Better than Manny And Frankie and destroys them in anything and is the Best boyfriend ever

Kevin is the Best person alive and can beat the shit out of Amari Bryant

by THECHICKENUGGETS May 28, 2018

Kevin

A cartoon character from Spongebob Squarepants. He is a sea cucumber and love hunting jellyfishes and got stung by the jellyfish itself all over his body (including his eyes). He have a crown on his head which is sticking to his body

Kevin: "any question?"
Spongebob: *raises his hand* "Hi, Kevin"
Kevin: "Next!"
(spongebob does the same thing all over again0

by kwyydeez April 22, 2018