Pulling a Josh

When you know what the negative outcome of a situation will be, but decide to put yourself at risk instead of avoid it. A move played by someone without a will to live.

1. Josh: "I know water is going to make me throw up, but I'm going to drink it anyways."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."

2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."

3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018

Josh Pillault

An epic guy who sleeps with everyones girlfriends and is the best fighter/hair puller in the world. He plays the violin, and is forever winning.

Owen: "Hey Josh you're totally the best fighter ever I wish I could be like you, one hand punching and the other hand fondling on my girlfriend!"

Josh Pillault: "Yeah I'm just that cool. I just, y'know, do my own thing, get overly excited and mad about the stupidest shit."

Owen: "Yeah that's pretty cool

by asDFadnvakjsdfh October 21, 2010

Pulling a Josh

When a person takes a contraian position on any given topic only to create an arguement. The person pulling a Josh generally does not care about the issue that is being argued over, and more than likely is playing the devil's advocate for his/her own enjoyment.

Person X: This couch is the most comfortable couch ever!

Pulling a Josh: No it's not.

Person X: Dude, this couch is pretty damn comfortable.

Pulling a Josh: Have you sat on every couch in the world to know that?

Person X: No, but I didn't...

Pulling a Josh: Then it's not the most comfortable couch ever! (Smugly sits in his own victory poop while others are annoyed)

by Fatty2cent December 15, 2009

josh parks

Fuck nigga, Dumb as a retarded clown, not remotely funny but insists he is every five minutes. Honestly believes other people are laughing at his jokes when only he is laughing. Tall but only in the neck. Most often found eating sardines while on the toilet backwards naked.

Favorite phrase: "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside of you". #josh parks

by Kabilakovski November 26, 2014

josh pennetta

a sweet, charming young man, with a great personality, he is simply the best.

you wish you had josh pennetta.

by abby sylva April 5, 2012

josh clarke

Josh Clarke is a handsome boy from the south of England. He is kind, compassionate, loving and great in the sack. To know a Josh Clarke would be a true gift

Wow, that guy is a real Josh Clarke.

by Hugo447 July 28, 2014

Josh Shoup

A mythical creature of very round stature that has a pet turkey named 'Oqueefe' and also plays with his very jagged and macaroni shaped penis. He calls it Christian Katsanos. He also has a neighbor called 'Fatty Philip' who licks his vagina all day and wishing he had a copy of Halo Reach.

One day a brave adventured name 'Cody the FUCKING AWESOME' came through the forest in search of food' He saw Josh Shoup and immediately shot Josh Shoup. Nearby a creature named 'Poopstain' came from under his hole and jumped on Cody leaving piles of shit everywhere. Cody immediately took this little papaya shaped creature and threw it at Josh Shoups penis A.K.A Christian Katsanos. Cody returned home where his neighbor the village homosexual named 'Dylan' was having sex with Pp2000 all over the floor.

by Skinlesssax July 7, 2011