You're like a Rhona and Jordan
by Mandy33331 May 24, 2011
by Ddddffgdsgggdssa August 03, 2019
A boy who has the most fucked up eye sight in the world and was found in a cabbage patch outside the keystore, begging to get Eurotruck Simulator for his birthday
Jordan Doherty is a SPASTIC
by The big penis lover September 13, 2016
by Steviewondersatanbaby April 09, 2011
The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
by Jef is god jef is life October 09, 2018
The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”
by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 09, 2018
A girl who religiously wears outfit matching scrunchies, unapologetically uses the phrases “sksksksksk” and “TEA” in her text messages, and has the biggest crush on Landon McLendon.
Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!
by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 10, 2019