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Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
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Jason Fernandez

Jason Fernandez is a SIMP and treats women like shit, he also tries to get girls on fortnite but then gets rejected because he’s a big fat SIMP and he is a little Indian that is super annoying
by Jutsagatsatsu July 14, 2020
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Jason

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.
When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.
by Austin fogg May 6, 2020
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Jason

Jason is an adorable man that usually dates men named ezra. They are known for having really big butts and making yummy poop.
jason: hello
boyfriend: were dating
by Poopoo_69 August 29, 2020
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Jason

A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.
Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****
by Dark Creature September 22, 2020
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Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.
I love jason
by Thatboijason January 11, 2021
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