Michael Jackson

not a pedophile

i am 100% sure that Michael Jackson was not a pedophile

by sister sassy May 19, 2019

Michael Jackson

Hehe man

Michael Jackson 😎

by 🅖🅗🅞🅢🅣💅🏻 April 29, 2021

jackson

someone who's hair resembles the orange imposter

Jackson: *has orange hair
jye: orange looking kinda sus

by Lucas id a goddamn SIMP September 23, 2020

Jamson

The son of someone who makes jam for a living.

Jordan was a Jamson

by snakes11 July 26, 2009

Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort

Man you are such a Jason Pike

by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013

A Jackson

When you’re playing a battle royale game and your teammate takes all the loot before reviving you

Oh my god did you just loot everybody before reviving me, all I have is a Mozambique, you just pulled a Jackson

by BobbyL1te March 11, 2019

jason alexander

A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.

Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.

Did you hear that Britney married the fat dude from Seinfeld?

NO WAY!

by FreePablo January 6, 2004