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Short Italian 

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄
Short Italian by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
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The Italian Syndrome

Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.
Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.
The Italian Syndrome by Romi Kl. February 4, 2022

The Italian twist

When a man and a woman are having sex then then man hangs from the ceiling fan hitting the woman in the head with his dick
Yo bro did you hear Sam did the Italian twist with Cary, shit was crazy

Tax In Italian 

When imposta sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Mario: Hey Luigi

Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian

Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Rita's Italian Ice

a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States
In January 2017, Argosy Private Equity and MTN Capital acquired controlling stake in Rita's Italian Ice from Falconhead Capital

Italian tuneup

When bad mechanics, usually greasy italian guys, rev the shit out of your engine to try to fix a problem. Usually results in more damage.
Vito's not a real mechanic, all he does is give italian tuneups and say its fixed.
Italian tuneup by Max Tr March 24, 2009

Italian Guy 

A guy who has an extremely distant relative from Italy. This leads the man to beleive that he is in the mafia.
Did you see that "Italian Guy" in the sweat suit and gold chain? What a tool.
Italian Guy by mrshosey May 16, 2009