Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

anger nut

When you get so physically angry that you aroused and spontaneously nut.

I did so bad on that test, that when I got it back, I anger nutted in my pants, right on the spot.

by Big Negroid May 7, 2018

Gut Nut

you feel accomplished after you make someone cream

I was gut nut after your sister left my room last night

by Olivera January 22, 2021

Fear Nut

To ejaculate while in the state of being afraid. Usually occurs when someone is about to find you masturbating and you have to rub one out before they catch you.

I had a fear nut because my mom was about to walk in on me while masturbating.

by WowwhyOFTW May 2, 2017

whiskey nuts

one who drinks to much and has psychic tendencies

that bum just threw his whiskey bottle at my head he must have gone whiskey nuts

by slayerofwords May 11, 2010

Nut Sync

When 2 or more buddies ejaculate at roughly same time and have interconnected thoughts and understanding of each other.

Guy 1: you parked the car wrong

Guy 2: no I didn’t

Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync

by Over-all-killer365 March 5, 2020

Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.

by Velocinox October 28, 2010