A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.
Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.
For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.
For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."
Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."
Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."
Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
Get the Second-Hand Jackassmug. When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.
Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "
by flapjackal September 23, 2019
Get the 8 second rodeomug. When you use a bong or pipe after someone has used it for a spliff or mole bowl and get a head rush from the nicotine.
by Jared Daniga April 14, 2014
Get the second hand domemug. Seven Second Syndrome is when you change radio stations and they are playing the last seven seconds of an awesome song that you haven't heard in years, immediately followed by an awful song that you despise.
When I flipped to the 80's station, I caught the last seven seconds of a Replacements song I haven't heard since college, then they launched into an extended remix of the sublimely-awful "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Damn Seven Second Syndrome again!
by mooltittle April 30, 2014
Get the Seven Second Syndromemug. The same as spoiling but with a twist. It is saying that a character did not die in the movie and is still alive instead of telling the person who dies.
Mark: Oh boy I’m about to see endgame!
Chris: Nice! You know Thor doesn’t die!
Mark: Damn it chris! You just second hand spoil!
Chris: Nice! You know Thor doesn’t die!
Mark: Damn it chris! You just second hand spoil!
by Citorealia May 4, 2019
Get the Second Hand Spoilmug. When multiple couples are friends on Facebook and male A shares a meme with female A, then male B, seeing said meme, shares it with female B. Female B realizes that said meme was not exclusive to couple B.
Mary thought John sent her a sweet meme, then she saw that Mike sent it to Jill an hour earlier. It was then she knew she had fallen victim to sloppy second sharing.
by Davyj1979 May 22, 2016
Get the sloppy second sharingmug. When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.
by Kweentoos June 13, 2023
Get the 5 second rulemug.