Sky Horse

(n.) The suffocating stench of horse shit on the breeze, shortly after manure has been spread or during the spring thaw when the stables make their presence olfactorily known. The term stems from the primitive mystical cult of the Great Horse in the Sky -- Sky Horse. The phenomenon of Sky Horse is particularly well known at rural colleges.

Rene: "Ah, jaysus, that smells foul. What is that?!"
Pablo: "That'll be Sky Horse coming back--it's April, you know."
Rene: "Fuck. Of course."

Diego:"Why are you inside on such a beautiful day?"
Frida:"I'm avoiding Sky Horse, man. Maybe next week."

by equus_caeli May 14, 2011

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Horse Rant

To have an obsession and feel the need to comment over something (i.e Liverpool fc) This act is carried out usually to and gain more friends on Facebook.

Did you hear that guy go on about the game last night. He was "Horse Ranting"

by Mr zzz March 15, 2011

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Trojan Horse

1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.

2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.

That girl like the Trojan Horse so much I busted a used condom across her sweet ass.

by Dan "Mo Mills" Milillo October 20, 2004

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trojan horse

-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant

See that you add my other definition... Thank you

by Phil December 7, 2004

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