The Hippie Triathlon

a 3-part endorphin boosting activity which involves running, swimming and general merrymaking (see related: libations, burgers, karaoke, dance-offs).

'Dude, I did the Hippie Triathlon yesterday. My endorphins were buzzzzzzzzin'

Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?

Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.

by Mcg_McG_McG_McG November 2, 2018

hippie charms

A fruity necklace a hippie wears that they think gives them special powers.

Why do they all have hippie charms on their necklace?

by Vernon View Hoodrat October 2, 2020

A hippie with titties

A down to earth chick with beautiful enhancements, the type of chick that’s not volunteering for pr but because she wants to see some change in the world.

Gosh, you know that Britnie Monèt, she’s such a hippie with titties.

by Britnie Monèt May 29, 2022

Halfway Hippie

Someone who wants to run away from civilization and live in the forest but really likes horror movies and amusement parks and fairs .

She's only a halfway hippie cause she likes slasher flicks.

by Sunny Luna July 30, 2020

hippie sip

Hippie sip is a fine drink in which you take a bottle or cup filled with Ayahuaska, drop a ten strip of lsd into it, 5 grams of psylocybin two or three pills of pure mescalin a splash of peyote and finish it off by pouring it into an oil rig and vaporizing dmt through it.

Dude did you hear about steves brother?

Yeah didnt he do hippie sip and end up in mexico blind?

by Kid kuddie February 11, 2019

hippie tetris

The act of trying to fit as many hippies, their dogs, their gear and their girlfriends in a smaller or already packed vehicle.

We're gonna have to hippie tetris ourselves in here, or none of us will fit in this car!

by DUNTDADUH February 6, 2017

hippies worth

A quad of some exotic bud

Ay, my g, let me get a “hippies worth.”

by CrucesJunky May 23, 2021