Hasa Diga Eebowai 

(interjection (and noun) and recently adjective)

A nonsense phrase from the Trey Parker/Matt Stone musical The Book of Mormon, intended to sound Ugandan but in fact untranslatable, although "Hasa Diga" means "just tell" in Portuguese and "Eebowai" means "picture ebony" in Japanese. This is a coincidence.

Within the context of the musical, the phrase means "Fuck you, God", and the song in which it occurs is intended to demonstrate the meaningless optimism of believing in God when social atrocities such as AIDS and female genital mutilation occur daily. The song is a parody of the The Lion King song Hakuna Matata.

We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
Many young girls here get circumcised
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
And so we say up to the sky
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Hasa Diga Eebowai by G-J-C August 30, 2019

Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

Hastard by Crastard April 27, 2009

Hasselhoff 

To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.

After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.

I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.

Hasselhoff by JoeCaine June 12, 2009

Hash Wednesday 

When you smoke hash on wednesday.

"Its Wednesday, so let's smoke some hash." Hash Wednesday. I am catholic and I also acknowledge Ash Wednesday.

Hash Wednesday by David Hashelhoff January 10, 2014

hashtagslag 

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.

Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!

hashtagslag by maddog01 January 13, 2014

Haslet Texas 

Not quite rural not quite a suburb. Haslet Texas is a small town in north Texas where you look out your window and you can see the cows and horses almost every direction. Nothing to do out there except go get drunk and drive your four wheelers around the street.

Your a girl who chews tobacco ? You must be from Haslet Texas.

Haslet Texas by Rusty rom August 24, 2016

hashtag that in your cereal 

"suck it" "how about them apples" "you thought it was this way but it's that way"

Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?

Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!

Person 1: Wait there's none left!

Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal

hashtag that in your cereal by zugs May 4, 2020