german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021

German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.

Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.

by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021

Angry german boy

Eren Jaeger is an angry german boy from aot

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)

by Levi Ackerman tho February 26, 2020

German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane

The German accent is hard to get rid of.

by EinsMalte September 20, 2022