fruitcake

a name given to a kid typically (george liu)

george was dicking around so his friends called him a fruitcake

george fruitcake scrub frail frutti puffy

by antwon thgirwtrac February 11, 2013

Disgusting Fruit Roll-Up

the taste of edible panties

Dude, she wore a pair of edible panties in bed. It tasted like a disgusting fruit roll-up.

by ProfessorBig August 18, 2010

Emo Fruit

Is a particular rare breed of emo who only eats blood oranges due to its obvious connotation of blood, death and all things gruesome.

No I'm too misunderstood, I'm just on an emo fruit diet.

by Hardly a man January 20, 2011

mexican fruit cup

When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.

Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril

by The host boss January 29, 2014

freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.

Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!

by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008

frat fruit

A frat fruit is a frat boy who lives a secret life of fudge packing or gayness

that fucking frat fruit was fucking his pledges

by josh June 10, 2006

fruit roll up

when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it

I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.

by JJ Schmitz December 31, 2008