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foobball 

wow is that foobball ?!?
foobball by foobball September 13, 2020

Foozball 

A really cute and fuzzy animal, usually a cat or dog.

Derived from fuzzball, or floofball, which means a fuzzy or floofy cutie pie.
My dog is such a foozball, soooooo floofy
Foozball by DoobahDoobahDoobah April 7, 2021

footballs 

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.
She just bought three footballs, you want one?
footballs by Alz February 26, 2005

footballist 

An umbrella term for professional footballer, football player and soccer player.
AFC footballist of the year 1999, Ali Daei is the world's all-time leading goal-scorer in international matches with 109 goals scored for Iran.
footballist by Artavil September 10, 2009

The Foosball Kid 

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".
Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
The Foosball Kid by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013

Foozballitis 

A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.
Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"
Foozballitis by Tommy Boy G December 20, 2007