Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 2, 2023

fond of the drink

Common phrase used in Ireland which means they are an Alcholic. Usually said to depict somebody as not an Alcholic but just a heavy drinker

"Ah no hes not an alcoholic hes just fond of the drink"

by Pintman July 26, 2023

fondio

Fondio is the aroma of dirty, sweaty, balls, ass and dick.

The porta potty reeked of fondio as I power pissed trying not to touch anything.

by Malias Malias December 14, 2023

Flounder

Flounder is a term used for really good high quality weed

"After I get home from work im gonna pack some mad flounder"

"This is some absolute flounder man"

by JungleJamminJanet December 17, 2023

Flounder Ass Bitch

A punk ass finding Nemo scrub.

That flounder ass bitch about to catch some hands if he doesn’t shut his mouth!

by Brodilly January 3, 2024

Fondling the Fart Cloud

To take a whiff of some wicked dank.

Yo Gwen, look at DJ Fondling the Fart Cloud

by rjtwilight69 January 19, 2024

Fondescent

A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.

Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.

by carnette February 8, 2024