Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.

The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.

by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013

Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.

I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.

by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010

Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition

1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."

by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021

Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015

fish-gutting

Having heterosexual relations.

A: Hey, man, what'd you and Cindy do last night?

B: Went out to dinner, then back to her place for a few hours of fish-gutting.

A: Sweet!

by Lthm July 25, 2006

fish dipping

the act of inserting a scaled fish in your partner's ass, removing it and smacking your partner in the face with a shit covered fish.

at the family reunion i caught grandpa and grandma fish dipping

by the wedge December 14, 2008

Betta Fish

A fish that people buy just to have for a week and not do enough research on so it just winds up dying in it's unfilterd, 0.5 gallon bowl in 5 minutes

I bought a betta fish a few days ago and it died bc i didn't do any research on fish care

by BitchyBoi55 December 4, 2020