feija

An amazing person who lives life at the moment, they have fun, look sexy, are smart, are romantic and try to what is right. They try to have a good relationship with everyone and they don't want to make any enemy's

"Be free be Feija"

by Fajita January 3, 2016

female

Invented to do all chores that are around the house

Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing

by LawAustin January 12, 2008

Female manipulator

A woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. Will play with your feelings, then ghost you and make you think it’s your fault. Generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music, art, etc. They are also generally into spirituality and astrology, have nose rings, wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism

You: “So what kinda music/movies are you into?”
Female manipulator: “Lana Del Rey, Fka Twigs, Fiona Apple, Mitski, Cigarettes After Sex, The Neighborhood, Melanie Martinez, Lorde/Ladybird, Mid90s, Beautiful Boy, Buffalo 66, Jennifer’s Body, Thirteen, The Craft, The Love Witch”
You, a fool: “Oh! You have really cool taste :)”

by lamanar03 December 12, 2021

female circumcision

Something every women should do to please their man
Just like how men are circumcised to please their women

My boyfriend dumped me after I got female circumcision :(

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 6, 2022

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

by Mpskyman April 24, 2023

Female

The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.

John fucked that female.

by Mr. Ken January 8, 2009