feetarded

The act of so drunk that u have no idea what is going on, you are running around acting like a damn fool. but for some reason it works and everybody around loves it and thinks this person is the man.

Damn, that dude is straight feetarded! Hes awesome!

by therealfeetard June 13, 2011

Feetgasm

The feeling after getting a foot massage from me

"Oh wow", said Sochetra "i just had a feetgasm from that massage"

by yoooooo0o November 8, 2011

Feet

Perfectly tuned devices for locating Legos in the dark.

My feet were put to good use last night.

by GreenSalmon June 11, 2015

Feen

Common irish slang used mainly in areas like limerick cork and kerry meaning « really sexy/goodlooking man «

« See that lad over there hes some feen »

by Sesh moth December 15, 2018

blue feet

Similar to blue balls, "blue feet" is the feeling a skateboarder gets when either they come across a perfect skatespot while not having their board handy, or for any other reason are unable to skate when they are dying to.

This term can also apply to any kind of board rider or foot-focused athlete for that matter.

"Yo peep that buttery hubba ledge across the street."

"Wow its perfect. We shoulda brought our boards.. didn't know there'd be spots around here.."

"Ah.. you feelin the instant blue feet right now? Im in pain.."

by stos October 12, 2009

timid feet

When you accidentally touch someone's foot under a table at a library, usually in a college or university setting. Then, the person who was touched will move their feet in an awkward position to be as far away from yours as possible.

See that guy? I accidentally touched his foot, now he has timid feet.

by raykarls March 16, 2015

Bible feet

Similar the the feet of Juan Manuel de la Delaware due to the pursuit of sticky buds hard candy and hoppy malt beverages

Damn that John got those bible feet though

by Quazar805 October 15, 2016