stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008

Picture Face

When a person in a photograph consistently has the same expression. They believe that this is the only way they look good in a photo, thus every photo of them looks exactly the same. This type of photo is typically found on a facebook profile.

"Wait, wait... don't take the picture yet, I don't have my picture face on."

"Try to snap a candid photo - one without her picture face."

by Spygirl3000 March 7, 2009

reaction face

of, pertaining to, marked by facial reaction caused by consumption of something a consumer finds distasteful. It is completely reactionary and cannot be simulated effectively.

Example 1:

Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.

Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.

Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."

by l20B0T March 18, 2009

Cosby Face

When out of pain or shock, your face contorts to the trademark features of Bill Cosby.

"Yeh man! When I kicked him in the balls, he totally cosby faced!"

At 5:36 of "Heavy Metal - Taarna - Loc Nar - (HQ) Part 1 " on youtube.com, you can see the kid CLEARLY is cosby facing.

by Cefka December 2, 2009

PANIC FACE

When you suddenly realize you lost something that you just had (ie: eye glasses, keys, cell phone) you get this panic look on your face, your stomach drops and you do a 40 yard sprint to the last location you thought you had them, to realize you had them all along.

Person #1 UH OH! You have your panic face on, what did you lose?

Person #2 I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.

Person #1 Get back here dumb ass! There on your face.

by NYY1 February 26, 2010

Farm Face

Someone who has horse teeth, a pigs nose, rabbit eyes, or any other combination of farm animals.

Ew look at that girl, she's a farm face.

by xokarma11 January 4, 2011

two face bitch

When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)

the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"

by anon714 February 15, 2015