I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win 

A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.

It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.

"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."

I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win by Bobo_Haha December 20, 2009

best friends 

Best friend, also known as hetero life mate in a non-homosexual way. Best friends share anything and everything; they have no secrets from each other. A best friend will joke you, piss you off, and make you cry; but at the end of the day they're always your "person". They're number one in your life, despite significant others and family. Hell, they ARE your family. Despite whatever fuck-ups they make, you still have to love them cause there's no way you couldn't. With a best friend, you become pyschic. You finish each others sentences, think about calling the person right as they're calling you, say the same thing at the same time all the time, and walk in step...even when you try to not walk in step on purpose. A best friend is your other half.

Every weekend, best friends Katie and Calyx had something planned; they were attached at the hip & inseparable.

best friends by Calyxandria December 14, 2008

Toxic friends

Eg my ex bsf Aliyah Hxxchen is toxic because she makes you feel bad but a day or so after that that act all nice again. Also toxic friends mean they are never happy for your success if you win something and you go on stage and they’re not clapping and rolling the’re probably a TOXIC FRIEND

Eg someone you’re hanging out with people who are always guilt tripping you leave the after all they are just Toxic Friends

Toxic friends by Not saying 012345 March 3, 2019

hair and makeup friends 

People who share a superficial relationship with each other and do not delve into topics that are too personal or deep. The extent of "hair and makeup friendships" include, but not limited to, discussing fashion, makeup, hair, and entertainment.

I am hair and makeup friends with the shampoo person at the beauty salon.

hair and makeup friends by Lena C. January 12, 2008

Facebook friends with benefits 

1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.

2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.

Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.

Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D

Facebook friends with benefits by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 22, 2009

Lets just be friends 

Your dick is too small.

I know we had a magical night last night but, lets just be friends, ok?

Lets just be friends by Audiophyle November 22, 2003

Birthday Friends 

A type of Relationship on Facebook where both parties Wall-2-Wall only consists of the words "happy birthday!" written to each other.

After rejecting all of his inappropriate sexual advances, Lauren advised Pepe that they were nothing more than birthday friends.

Birthday Friends by ahellangel April 30, 2009