edward santos

EDWARD SANTOS is a awesome boy he it cute, funny, and fun to hang out with if you know an Edward than your a very lucky person Edward will be an awesome boyfriend he will always be their for you no matter what he will make the relationship last

Edward Santos is a cute, funny, awesome boyfriend

by Sour patch 1234 November 11, 2017

Edward Silcock

Edward Silcock is the funniest person you'll ever meet. His work in school is fantastic and he is brilliant in sport. Edward Silcock has 2 younger brothers called Joe and Dom. They have 2 guinea pigs, their names are Liberachi and rocket. Edward Silcock is one of the most amazing people you've ever met.

"Who's he?"
Edward Silcock
"Never heard of him"
Well that's sad isn't it?
"Why?"
Because he is the most funniest and kindest person you'll ever meet

by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 8, 2020

Edward Ramos

The most inspiring, motivating, and we'll endowed name a man can ever have. All other names don't even come close to this superior and divine name. When in the presence of such a Godly name you must bend the knee and bow to such a higher and well respected name. People with this name are known to read minds, dominate when it comes to competition. This name is The most attractive and persuading names that by just saying or hearing this name and even just being in the presence of such a Godly and unmatchable name, will make any woman climax so intensely and orgasmic to the point that she will absolutely never ever feel or be satisfied by another person ever again, being that no one else can even come close to satisfying them like someone with such a unmatchable and godly name. This name will forever be the most attractive, vivid, undefeated, most respected, worshipped, wisest, most imitated but never duplicated, and makes woman most moist and wet during fornication with no lubrication, no matter the time, person, place, or situation. Did I mention this name smells better than bacon, always pure and true, so being fake is forsaken, allowed to give any woman's behind a spankin, guaranteed cervix breakin, without having to be hard it could even do so when half hard or soft just danglin. So to all you other lower and mediocre names out there, sorry but The best and most highest and superb name Edward Ramos has already been taken.

I wish My name was Edward Ramos So I could be the most handsome, ginormasly well endowed, and be worshipped by the most beautiful and bustiest woman to ever walk planet earth.

by Donnie Punani November 24, 2021

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

lily edwards

A bitch.

Lily Edwards is a bitch.

by Anonymous Quaka October 9, 2020

Edward

Narcissistic and Egotistocal Prick,
A person that does not deserve happiness.
A backstabbing untrustworthy cunt

Edward is the most Egotistical person on earth

by Syrup938228 November 21, 2021

J Edward

A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !

Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !

by Your lovebug November 23, 2021