D.W.A. (Driving While Asian)

Driving While Asian - The act of driving a car, badly, with an Asian at the wheel. Can be young or old for females, younger males seem to have greater ability than older males but ymmv.
Currently no penalty for D.W.A. however pending legislation in several States would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.

Insuarance Agent to customer:"Has your girl friend every had a D.U.Iconviction?" Customer:"NO, but she is quilty of D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) all the time."

by Asian Lover & AMP expert October 2, 2007

derive

a word that everyone can use correctly, but no one can use right.

"fuck" is derived from german "frichen".

shit is derived my anus

even though the second one is grammatically and semantically correct, you'd be fucktarded for saying that.

by Hawaiian Dicking May 17, 2009

drive-thru records

A record company with cool bands such as New Found Glory, The Early November, Something Corporate, The Starting Line, Finch, Steel Train and others.

I just bought the Drive-Thru Records 2003 Tour CD.

by Lindsay October 11, 2004

drive by fm

Best radio station ever. Ali G

1. even eviler than skelitor.
2. stop the barkshire turf wars.
3. Drive by fm

by nojoegohome April 23, 2006

plot hole you can drive a truck through

A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.

"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."

by Trek August 25, 2006

country drive

A drive out into the countryside with the express purpose of smoking marijuana.

We got tired of just sitting around smoking weed, so we decided to go on a country drive.

by dzdee March 7, 2004

inconsiderate driver

When somebody is banging a chick from behind, and they change lanes without signaling.

My boyfriend is such an inconsiderate driver, he was giving it to me in my pink, and all of a sudden he pulls out and tries jamming it in my stink. I kicked him in the nuts and told him to let me know the next time he wants to stick it in my ass. I need lube.

by Stanley Ipkiss January 20, 2007