Douchant

Scumbag, Medicare/Medicade fraudulent scumbag that will eventually be caught and face the consequences of being a crooked peice of shit.

Douchant,

Full schedule of med B patients yet never treats anyone.
Fraud, scumbag, dickhead, peice of shit. Director at UPPER EAST SIDE NURSING AND REHABILITATION!

by MEDICAREAUDIT February 10, 2022

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

by Super_G February 17, 2022

Dolphined

Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.

Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Dolphined

Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.

Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

dogphishing

When you use your friend's cute dogs and say they are yours to pick up ladies for dog dates. Or pictures on your dating profile are friends' dogs to get more swipes right.

Yo man, that photo is getting all the likes! I gotta borrow Tank for this dog date Friday I set up #dogphishing

by RealRyguy August 19, 2022

Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Dolphin

When someone refers to someone as a dolphin, it is implying they are appear to be genuine to your face, while by nature they are malicious.

Girl 1 - “did you talk to Nicole last night?”
Girl 2 - “yea I did, she was really nice to me”
Girl 1 - “oh really I overheard her talking to jake saying how annoying you were”
Girl 2 - “eh she’s such a dolphin”

by Lucdog February 20, 2023