Gettin' dildoed

When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed

My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed

by 6EIoT May 22, 2023

Concrete Dildo

Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it

"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"

by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022

Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.

My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…

by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022

Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

dildo queef

The farting of a dildo.

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r November 30, 2016

Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.

Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!

by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016

Dildo

A dildo is a boy that is literally used as a dildo by a girl. Usually, the girl is not invested emotionally in the boy & she only wants sex so he's just a dildo for her when she feels the urge.

-She lay there like a dead fish when we have sex.

- She's not that into you. You are just a dildo for her at this point.

by REGAN HUTCHINSON July 24, 2020