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Don’t accept this exact definition

By accepting this definition you’re agreeing to pay me 1000$ per month for doing nothing, giving me your first born child to work on plantations, destroying the US government and giving me all the secret information that US government have.

By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.
UD Mod: Oops I accidentally accepted this “Don’t accept this exact definitiondefinition
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by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck September 15, 2022
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definately

A word used in place of "definitely" by the same people who write (or say) "agreeance" in place of "agreement" and "grammer" in place of "grammar".
We are definately in agreeance that your grammer is impeccable.
by DrSamba March 30, 2010
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Daving

The act of micro-managing. Breathing over someone's back. To ridicule and degrade to the point of exhaustion. Cracking the whip. Micromanagement. Arises from concern for details, incompetence or insecurity. Regardless of the motivation the effect can create resentment and damage trust. Severe forms of micromanagement usually completely eliminate trust Getting Daved can provoke anti-social behavior. He is usually irritated when a subordinate makes decisions without consulting them, even if the decisions are totally within the subordinate's level of authority.
Stop daving me! I'm already doing it! Don't treat me like a three year old.
by Henry Mayo January 7, 2008
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davinder

the epitome of lurking, and god of lurkers...someone who enjoys lurking in clubs behind girls until they have no option but to get with him.
1.oh shit...look at that guy...he's such a davinder

2. i think i might pray to davinder tonight before we go out.

3. damn i really davindered that girl
by richard236 March 2, 2009
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devinite

A person from the tribe of Devin who's orgin started in Califonia then migrated to the Utah
The devinite likes ice cream
by Lamar August 22, 2003
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Deeing

In using Blackberry Messenger, an annoying tactic used by many unconfident people. In order to make another person think that you have not read their message a person looks at the message without changing the D for delivered to R for read. It gives this person ample to time to think of a response without the other person knowing their message has already been read.
I don't understand why this bitch keeps taking 10 minutes to respond to all of my bbm's. It says the message has not been read yet but she's clearly just Deeing me.
by Long ball David October 26, 2010
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