Deeing 

In using Blackberry Messenger, an annoying tactic used by many unconfident people. In order to make another person think that you have not read their message a person looks at the message without changing the D for delivered to R for read. It gives this person ample to time to think of a response without the other person knowing their message has already been read.

I don't understand why this bitch keeps taking 10 minutes to respond to all of my bbm's. It says the message has not been read yet but she's clearly just Deeing me.

Deeing by Long ball David October 26, 2010

Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.

Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now

Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019

dezing 

the awkward dance that people do to get around each other when walking in opposite directions

Guy: i was just dezing with some guy for like, three minutes.

Other Guy: did you go left or right?

Guy: I don't remember. I got too pissed off.

dezing by sw33tnsalty December 1, 2010

deeping it 

When someone thinks something means more than it does ,or overthinks it

“What if he didn’t text me back because he doesn’t love me anymore”

“Man stop deeping it ,he probably just hasn’t seen your text yet”

deeping it by Uptown_blues July 22, 2019

deeking

Out psyching someone by staring at them incessantly

Yo that guy across the road is deeking me out fam

deeking by pun master general May 29, 2016

Deering High School 

A school in Portland, Maine mainly composed of your stereotypical cliques, and full of complete douchebags you will want to punch in the balls (you know who you are). Also spends 500 bucks a year on every other club while 20k a year on football. Bought us all laptops to use, which made us harder hit than the national debt, but who cares. Everyone abuses the privilege playing call of duty on them. Not all bad because some kids there sell good weed.

If you know this school, you're better off going to Casco Bay. But not Portland high, Portland high is crappier than Deering.

8th grader: yo man when we graduate lets go to deering high school together.

8th grader2: fuck that, that place is for faggot assholes, lets go to casco bay.

8th grader: sounds good.

Deering High School by nooba-li-cious November 14, 2011

delingpole 

A stubbornly deluded idiot, one who refuses to acknowledge their errors. Blind in the face of evidence, and prepared to make any claim that would support their argument, no matter how outlandish.

"People who disagree with my opinions threaten my children with death on a daily basis. That's how right I am."

"James, you're such a delingpole."

delingpole by oxford english dick March 11, 2012