A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022
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Boyfriend: Whats wrong dear?
Girl: Nothing really... I just miss Danny so much. He came home for a few days and we had an amazing time, but now hes gone again and I dont know when ill next see him.
Boyfriend: Ugh youve got some serious Danny issues, i dont wanna hear any more about it.
Girl: Nothing really... I just miss Danny so much. He came home for a few days and we had an amazing time, but now hes gone again and I dont know when ill next see him.
Boyfriend: Ugh youve got some serious Danny issues, i dont wanna hear any more about it.
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Get the Ella and Danny forever mug.Danny, usually short for Daniela always likes hanging out with the older kids. She always calls people Emo, "Just because" But she is really funny, sometimes her jokes are mean. But only if she knows you'll come up with a good comeback. If you ever meet a Danny, make sure you become besties with her, unless your her age or younger then you mean nothing to her.
Girl 1 - Why's that little girl hanging out with your friends.
Girl 2 - Cause she's cool, even tho she's younger.
Girl 1 - Yeah but who is that even?
Girl 2 - Bro that's Danny, she's awesome, and savage
Danny - Bruh ur emo
Girl 2 - Cause she's cool, even tho she's younger.
Girl 1 - Yeah but who is that even?
Girl 2 - Bro that's Danny, she's awesome, and savage
Danny - Bruh ur emo
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