My Dad

non-existant

you my virginity is like my dad

by Jewstain Karna November 10, 2018

Dad throat

The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.

I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.

Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.

by Hybridpain March 4, 2019

dad material

a guy who is the perfect dad can cook clean and help with kids all while being super hot and sexy

patrick: “ hey look it’s david coming out of the grocery store” alex: “yea he’s dad material”

by anonymous February 5, 2019

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Lesley’s dad

Some one who is non-existent

Person 1: Have you seen Lesley’s dad
Person : no he is non-existent

by Somnyama August 17, 2022

Connor's Dad

Is there dont worry :(

Connor's Dad is there :(

by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022

Chad-dad

When your step-dads a cop

When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.

by Chad dad August 25, 2022