Crocopotamus

A crocodile shaped hippopotamus
A mix between a crocodile and a hippopotamus

You are a crocopotamus

by Crocopotamus October 10, 2014

Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014

Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.

M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.

by Sprog July 12, 2015

Crocs

JoJo's preferred type of shoe.

I don't want to go to dad's house. All he does is play video games and drink beer, and he makes me sad. His Crocs also make me very uncomfortable.

by BrandonCP August 16, 2015

Crocodile print

The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.

"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."

by Thingsandstuffidunno August 31, 2015

Crocodial

When some dumb motherfucker butt dials you, and you listen in to find out all the bullshit they been telling you ain't true.

I found out my bitch was cheating on me when she crocodialed me, and I heard that other nigga with her.

by Shu Shilly September 29, 2015

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015