A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
by globro13016 September 8, 2016
Get the half cowmug. 
The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Cow Alertmug. n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.
Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
by jcterry53 November 27, 2009
Get the Grandpa Cowmug. by anonymous April 17, 2022
Get the keys cowmug. "Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857
One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857
One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
by Bilgerat984 February 28, 2019
Get the cow tonguedmug. The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.
by twinklover22 November 27, 2013
Get the cow farmmug.