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couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it
Me and my girl made a couch pancake
by The big faggot August 18, 2016
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Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.
Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.
by Zocmysock January 23, 2022
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Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024
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Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018
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couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.
Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot
by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016
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space couch productions

a media group which is involved in game development and video entertainment
Guy 1: " hey have you heard of this group called space couch productions? I subscribed to them and my cock doubled in size!"
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them
by Space Couch Productions February 3, 2022
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Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.
Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.
by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014
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