iced animal cookies

1) A food individuals can consume to make themselves feel younger.

2) The antithesis of oatmeal. If one feels the urge to eat oatmeal, he / she should immediately head to the nearest convenience store to purchase these cookies. Oatmeal is a food (traditionally) eaten ONLY by older individuals.

3) The 7th major food group added by the USDA in 2008. This food group helps to restore memory loss. It can also be utilized as a replacement for ginkgo biloba. If, by chance, an individual mistakenly forgets to take his / her ginkgo before catching the bus for work in the morning, these cookies will undoubtedly
fill the gap.

4) A delicious, under-rated shortbread cookie often utilized as an anti-aging agent.

5) The fountain of youth can certainly be achieved by eating these lil chippies...

Dude, I gotta get me some of them iced animal cookies cuz I ate oatmeal for lunch today and I feel like I'm already 5 feet under. Hey, I think I forgot to take my ginkgo too.

by Anita Salve July 27, 2008

Cookie fart

queeffartvaginapussyair noun. Another name for Queef. More polite and child like, it portrays an image of air escaping from that majical place between a girl's legs which is velvety to the touch.

Mary giggled so hard that a cookie fart escaped her to her tittering surprise!

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

Where's my cookie?

Whiny expletive used in desperation when all the reasons to enjoy one's job or situation appear to have been taken away from you by a manager or supervisor in a overbearing exercise of 'parental control'.

Super: So, you'll deal only with Tough Love Inc, Bastard Enterprises and You're Screwed Airline from now on and I'll take on the two new accounts of Tropical Island Bikini's and Lush Paradise Landscapes - OK?

Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?

by Philbee September 8, 2008

That's the way the cookie crumbles

As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.

1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!

2.

Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!

3.

Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011

Cookie

A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.

Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!

by The one fitter January 8, 2012

wet cookie

A male-based game in which a cookie is placed centered between a circle of 5-10 males. The men then have a contest to see who ejaculates last onto the cookie. The sorry soldier who spunks last must eat the cookie.

Matt had to eat the cookie because he climaxed last. Ew, there's cum on your cookie.

by Perro Grande January 9, 2004

Vomit Cookie

When one actually "tosses their cookies" and a full, undigested cookie comes out: a vomit cookie is created. The victim is obligated to eat the cookie by an unspoken oath, due to the extreme paradox of the situation. It is collectively undecided as to whether or not it is actually desirable to create a vomit cookie.

Steve was particularly dismayed when he tossed out a real vomit cookie. He regretted it severely, although he was kind of impressed at the same time.

by Tommyboy783928 March 16, 2008