Michael Cole 

The most idiotic and annoying wrestling commentator ever featured on WWE TV. Calls a powerslam a scoop slam... The voice of WWE!?

Cole: Batista with the Big Boot!
Lawler: Michael Cole you fucking moron, that's a Clothesline. Who hired you? Wait, that would be Kevin Dunn. And he's just as moronic as you.

Michael Cole by World Wrestling Enteration February 17, 2014

chris cole 

beast ass skater, watch his part in new blood and you'll understand. he won 2005 skater of the year and right now he rides for Zero and Fallen.

Dude chris cole fucking tre flipped wallenburg

chris cole by Tim Shriner May 22, 2006

Michael Cole 

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.

Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"

Michael Cole by SteRDLK May 31, 2009

Dan Cole 

Dan Cole "The Common Man" is the most awesome radio show in the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Greater Minnesota area. He hosts "The Common Man Show" on the Fan, a Sports/Talk station in Twin Cities market which which is simulcasted across the upper midwest. His show consists of Tomfoolery ans Skullduggery. One of the first to coin the term Rube, his sense of humor is that which some people don't understand. He'll pretend to be dumb and not know what he's talking about, when he actually does know what he's talking about, just to throw some people who don't get the humor off. He has a following callied the commonwealth who help contribute humor to his show. His show is also called "Nothing at Noon", and also "Next to Nothing at 1"

Dan Cole "the Common Man" is the King of Twin Cities radio.

Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard

Dan Cole by Patriotic Leftie June 9, 2009

Oraling Cole 

The act of inconsiderately and deliberately causing diesel soot to come out of a trucks tail pipe or smoke stack on public streets or other inappropriate places. People who oral cole have no consideration for anyone in diesel motorsports or the general public. These people are posers and do not contribute to diesel motorsports in any meaningful way. Their actions are also the driving force in the public outcry to ban large diesel events.

That douchebag just got ticketed for oraling cole.

Oraling Cole by randomid25 July 24, 2012

keyshia cole 

Some of that fine california top shelf potent marijuana. Usually kush level

Im on that Keyshia cole shit not that Reggie bush

keyshia cole by calivessel August 1, 2009

chanel cole 

Chanel Cole was the greatest contestant of Australian Idol in history. Chanel used a combination of lyrics, melody and tone to enhance and capture the audience. Chanel was a unique and lovely individual who rather then in the competition to win, was there to create both a fashion statement and music statement. A statement of how music really should be.

Chanel Cole came in at 5th place in Australian Idol, but was clearly the worthy winner of Australian Idol 2.

chanel cole by - January 16, 2005