the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005
Get the cold calling cunt mug.by rayrodrey February 25, 2003
Get the tits cold mug.Related Words
coldo
• Coldofier
• Coldolence
• Coldover
• cold
• cold turkey
• cold one
• cold cock
• cold war
• cold sore
by IrishGirl101 January 22, 2009
Get the Hot n cold mug.To get caught doing something you shouldn't while you are convicted of said act to 100% certainty. Usually by your trifling girlfriend.
"Yo. My girl walked in on me fingering her sister's ass. Tried to tell her it wasn't me."
"Dawg you got Cold Busted!"
"Dawg you got Cold Busted!"
by Lurchthrilla September 1, 2008
Get the cold busted mug.-The female version of being "blue balled"
-When a girl gets sexually excited and is abruptly cut-off and unable to reach orgasm
-A person who "chills" a girls clit would be considered a Clit-Freezer
-When a girl the female version of "cock blocked"
-When a girl gets sexually excited and is abruptly cut-off and unable to reach orgasm
-A person who "chills" a girls clit would be considered a Clit-Freezer
-When a girl the female version of "cock blocked"
"I was totally with this guy last night and things were really hot, when all of a sudden he just busted and he totally chilled my clit"
"I have a bad case of cold clit, my boyfriend came early last night, SUCKS!"
"Me and my boyfriend where going at it last night, when his roommate walked in a totally clit blocked me, like come on, really?"
"I have a bad case of cold clit, my boyfriend came early last night, SUCKS!"
"Me and my boyfriend where going at it last night, when his roommate walked in a totally clit blocked me, like come on, really?"
by STEAKLAHLZ January 24, 2010
Get the Cold Clit mug.
When you have the squirts and while sitting on the toilet you have one solid piece of shit come out before the flood gates open.
by 3LD1M0 August 4, 2007
Get the cold suzy mug.