" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"
"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"
"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"
by Jeff so fly July 14, 2007
Get the pre-coffee coordinationmug. telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew
by dm03514 July 30, 2010
Get the coffee-mountaindew switcheroomug. When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.
"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."
by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014
Get the coffee table rulesmug. coffee and cake light
a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
by blthrskt April 24, 2009
Get the coffee and cake light mug. A special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.
Dispenser: WARNING: DRINKING COFFEE VANILLE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND CAN KILL YOU.
Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
by Hot chocolateman September 9, 2011
Get the Coffee Vanillemug. 1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.
2. A teabag with fecal matter
2. A teabag with fecal matter
I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.
by Gags730 October 13, 2014
Get the Dirty Coffee Filtermug. A euphemisn for anal sex. Originally defined as any homosexual activity, the term grew to mean any type of anal sex in general. (Hetrosexual or otherwise).
Designed to allow those who engage in the act to talk about their sexual exploits in relative secrecy around people unaware of the definition. Although has become less effective as it has spread to be fairly commonly known in its city of origin. Melbourne, Australia.
Berocca itself is a tablet soluble in water that contains vitamins and is used to aid general health and well being. It is popular as a hangover preventative or cure.
Designed to allow those who engage in the act to talk about their sexual exploits in relative secrecy around people unaware of the definition. Although has become less effective as it has spread to be fairly commonly known in its city of origin. Melbourne, Australia.
Berocca itself is a tablet soluble in water that contains vitamins and is used to aid general health and well being. It is popular as a hangover preventative or cure.
Scenario 1
Christian: Dude way to much berocca in my coffee this morning.
David: You shouldn't mix berocca and coffee that would taste terrible!
Christian: No dude, I mean I had my ass pounded like a freight train and can't walk straight, duh.
David: Oh I get it, the coffee is your butt, and berocca is a black man's penis. You gay guys crack me up with your crazy words.
Scenario 2
Mary: (on a crowded train) Wow I got some serious berocca in my coffee last night.
Julia: Oh yeah, who's the lucky barista?
Stranger: Do you girls mind!? I don't need or want to hear about how much berocca you got last night. Jeez.
Christian: Dude way to much berocca in my coffee this morning.
David: You shouldn't mix berocca and coffee that would taste terrible!
Christian: No dude, I mean I had my ass pounded like a freight train and can't walk straight, duh.
David: Oh I get it, the coffee is your butt, and berocca is a black man's penis. You gay guys crack me up with your crazy words.
Scenario 2
Mary: (on a crowded train) Wow I got some serious berocca in my coffee last night.
Julia: Oh yeah, who's the lucky barista?
Stranger: Do you girls mind!? I don't need or want to hear about how much berocca you got last night. Jeez.
by Cantbedave July 12, 2010
Get the berocca in my coffeemug.