pipe cleaner

Penicillin or any other drug designed to treat urinary misery or STD's.

Dude # 1: " I feel awful, can you go to the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Dude # 2: "Sure. Erythromycin? Cat, you need a stronger pipe cleaner than that!"

Dude # 1: Yeah like what?

Dude # 2: "Penicillin,maybe even Draino, if you scored with that hoochie you left the club with last week, yuk yuk!"

by Kentaylor March 31, 2007

cleavelidge

(n) a way to pronounce cleavage that is more sophisticated

My, your cleavelidge looks wonderful in that dress.

by xxYessPleazexx April 29, 2009

cleaveland soup

(V) The act of pooping on someone's chest while having diarrhea.

I was going to drop a cleaveland steamer on her, but since I had diarrhea she got some cleaveland soup instead.

by Gillywiz May 14, 2016

Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.

Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!

by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015

Cleveland Tuxedo

A Cleveland Browns home-game jersey, preferably featuring the name of a player from the Cardiac Kids era (early 1980s) or the Bernie Kosar years. Extra points if the jersey is an actual Bernie Kosar jersey.

Acceptable attire at weddings, funerals, graduations, arraignments, bonfires, and supermarkets.

Nothing like a Cleveland Tuxedo for a night out in Parma!

by The Original Recipe January 16, 2012

Cleveland Creme Fraiche

You shit on a girl's face, no Saran Wrap, once the shit has settled, you ejeculate on the shit to give a nice glisten.

Hey my girl was down for the Cleveland Creme Fraiche last night..

Fucking right.

by ChadbroCremeFraiche December 9, 2012

Cleveland brown

A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.

Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.

Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.

Todd: Yeah, you may be right.

by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013